“Here is the salmon you asked for, joined by oysters followed with four shrimps with a small dip of creamy white wine specialty sauce and the small side of calamari you requested. Is there anything else I can get for you?” The waiter asked.
“Yes actually!” Ashlyne started, “I need more wine, and please make it fast, I would love to drink my wine with my meal” her fingers snapped.
My name is Ashlyne, and I’m not a bitch but I am a food blogger living on the east coast and no one knows food better than me. I have to play the part because honestly no one takes you seriously if you’re not a total snob. I’ve been in every type of kitchen, from restaurants in New York City to Barcelona to New Dehli. I simply loooove food, I can pretty much eat anything, but I’m a glorified food taster and reviews need to be written, and who better to write them than me.
I never have to pay for my meals, because obviously I’m the best and restaurants live and die by my words. Like I said before, I’m not a bitch, but if it wasn’t for me, how would the people know where to eat. Anyways, where’s that waiter with my wine, I’m going to die of thirst if he doesn’t hurry…