“All I’m saying is that I don’t get why some people like Fettuccine but not Linguine if they’re both noodles.” Said Jeremy.
“Are you trying to make me mad?” responded Anthony.
“I’m completely serious, why?” again Jeremy.
“Okay first of all, you uncultured swine,” started Anthony, “they are both pastas, and no they are totally not the same thing, Fettuccine is thicker and has a bolder taste, its richer… Linguine is okay but nowhere in comparison.”
“Um, first of all, fuck you bitch. Linguine is way better and yeah you’re right Fettuccine isn’t really worth putting it in the same category because Fettuccine is complete garbage.” Jeremy louder now.
“Okay, that’s it, I”m sick of your shit…. I’m kicking your ass!”
They wrestled each other to the ground, pulling out each other’s hair and ripping clothes
“Guys!” Kyle burst into the kitchen, “Why are you guys fighting? There’s customers in the restaurant.” He said firmly from across the kitchen.
“Stupid Jeremy here, actually believes that Linguine is better than Fettuccine.” Anthony struggled, not letting Jeremy get the upper hand on him.
“So you guys are fighting about Spaghetti!?” asked a confused Kyle.
Suddenly, Jeremy and Anthony lessened their grips on each other and were no longer trying to get the upper hand on each other. They both shot up off the ground in a fury and bolted towards Kyle.
Quickly Kyle burst out the doors screaming after they began to chase after him.
Angrily they both ran after Kyle out of the kitchen, and then out of the restaurant, “They are not Spaghetti!” They both shouted, “We are kicking your ass when we get our hands on you!”