Larry was opening his 5th beer
Man, time goes by so fast. It feels like yesterday I was turning 25, thinking about what I was going to be when I was 40. All the plane trips I would take, all the records I would break. Man, I miss those good old days. I actually thought I’d be the youngest president in history, I’d suddenly get interested in politics or something and then BOOM, I’d make my way to the oval office because I could connect with the people, because I was just like them. It’s funny how I thought that would happen and I haven’t even voted in the last 10 years.
Larry takes another long swig off his beer and wipes his mouth with the back of his wrist
The only thing good about this weekend is, I don’t have the kids. My ex tried to put them on me, saying that since it was my birthday, they should spend time with their dad. Pfft, I wasn’t going to fall for that; what, so she can have a weekend with her boyfriend Mario. This is MY weekend. I want to just sit here on my couch and watch the game, with a beer.
Larry takes another huge swig off his beer and then belches
Haha that was a good one. Man, this game isn’t great, I don’t even care if my team wins to be honest. I don’t even really care about anything right now, I just want…. I don’t even know what I want. Ugh why is my mind so out of it right now. I’ve only had like 5, what 6 beers? Man, I don’t even know how many beers I got in me to be honest.
Larry finishes off his beer and tosses it towards the kitchen trash bin
Stupid can, can’t even go into the trash. Get in the trash you stupid can! Man, this game is still on. Ugh it’s so boring in here, I feel like going for a drive, plus I need to get me some more beer since I just finished the last one.
Larry gets up off the couch and heads towards the front door
He gets to the front door twisting the doorknob
Wait a minute, I still got another beer in the fridge!